Bush administration planned right-wing homosexual campaign
By Rob Spingot


During the last visit of the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia to President Bush's ranch in Crawford, Texas, two senior members of the Administration held a meeting of their own in a posh Washington D.C. hotel. Under Secretary of Defense Paul Wolfowitz and Richard Perle, Senior Policy Advisor at the Pentagon were joined by two members of the Brookings Institute.

According to a source at the Institute, both Wolfowitz and Perle expressed admiration for the way the Saudi Royal family was able to maintain itself in power by using Islamic clerics to deflect attention away from itself. As both the United States and its citizens are constantly demonized by the clerics, the U.S. becomes the focus point of an entire population whose living conditions worsen every year and could become a threat to the Saudi regime.

The discussion turned to finding a "Made for the USA" version that could work. They quickly settled on which country to demonize: France. Since they are no such things as "French ghettos or French-American voters or lobby, they're safe to use", said Mr. Perle. It took some time to figure out who would carry the message to the public until Mr. Wolfowitz proposed various well-known right wing television and radio personalities who could be used as "our very own Islamic clerics". Mr. Wolfowitz assured his guests that since many right-wing personalities and their followers are repressed homosexuals filled with hatred, they could fuel a demonizing campaign for years to come and therefore distract the American public for at least another term.